The content of the article:
- Autohoroscope from 1 to 7 October
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Fountains of mud, pillars of dust, endless traffic jams, and the flashing of striped wands even dazzle in the eyes - and how else, after all, October has come, the "hottest" time for drivers. And even the old women did not become less - why should they, the harvest was harvested, so they run to visit each other, brag about salting. If only they didn’t threaten their string bags, what if they didn’t have ranetki there, but cans of cucumbers - the cars didn’t like the smell of brine. But let's be polite - at the beginning of the week, International Day of Older Persons. Let's let the old ladies pass, give us a lift to the grandfathers, give us a lift to the pensioners' post office - you look, and the road fortune will grow kinder, conjure up smooth roads for us and save us from the all-seeing eye of the traffic cops.
Autohoroscope from 1 to 7 October
Aries
Aries, ideal tracks are tricky - remember this on October days and follow the rules and speed limits. And the phrase "ideal tracks" is not a typo - there are, we have such, it is a pity that only in places and at times. And by the way, if you go on a long journey, stock up on sandwiches with meat and cutlets. You can't buy normal food in roadside cafes nowadays - whitewash with cabbage, kebab from potatoes, sausages, it’s not at all clear from what. People celebrate World Vegetarian Day - that's why the traffic cops gnaw carrots with rutabagas and plaintively look at cars with advertisements for dumplings. The iron horse does not care about this holiday - it will eat gasoline while it is still being poured.
Taurus
Taurus, the stars have made a peace treaty with the traffic cops, and this autumn week the patrol guys will not bother you (unless, of course, you violate the traffic rules). So wipe the windows to make it easier to admire the colorful October landscape, and go on a journey. The iron horse dreams of galloping many kilometers, and it will not work to sit out in the garage. And if guys suddenly jump out of the bushes with truncheons and hats with slits for the eyes, do not be alarmed - these are harmless riot police. They stuck out in the woods and celebrated their professional holiday, the day of riot police. But you don't need to give them a lift - your car does not like guys in uniform at all and can be capricious.
Twins
Gemini, the engine is humming, the car is racing, the patrol is not sleeping, and we cannot sleep - try to doze here, even in traffic jams you will not sleep a wink. Either children with advertising leaflets, then old women with potatoes in their uniforms and pickled cucumbers, or even the traffic cops will jump up and start pumping the driver's license. But do not be embarrassed - the iron horse will not let itself be offended, and it will protect you. If you notice gloomy humpbacked pedestrians, do not frighten them off with the horn signal - let them run along the zebra crossing and celebrate Dzhigarkhanyan's birthday. The four-wheeled friend immediately guessed why all the two-legged have humps - they remember the hunchback from "The meeting place cannot be changed." Maybe they also play "Murka" on the piano (which is in the bushes).
Crayfish
Crayfish, dogs are running along the side of the road, cats are running along pedestrian crossings, giraffes are proudly standing at traffic lights ... stop, stop - this is not the end of the world and not a riot in the zoo, it's just that this October week is World Animal Day. Traffic cops generally dressed up as zebras - and how are they not afraid that they will be trampled by agitated pedestrians? Your iron horse is also not averse to joining the holiday. Take her to the garage, hang garlands there, just do not put the Christmas tree so as not to get confused. Yes, and invite a familiar car mechanic to visit - let him finally see what is rumble and roll under the hood, and at the same time advise where it is cheaper to change shoes now.
A lion
Leo, don't get on your nerves and drive wherever she wants. Into the forest means into the forest, into the field means into the field, into the workshop means into the workshop. The car in these October days feels everything - both the approach of evil traffic cops, and a meeting with inadequate pedestrians. And the paths in this autumn period are just a sight for sore eyes - the markings are fresh, the zebras are bright white, the traffic lights are clean. Not otherwise, they are preparing for a holiday - well, of course, after all, both the patrol guys and the communal services once went to school and decided to celebrate Teacher's Day. They are afraid to see a geographer or a mathematician on the road by chance, they suddenly put a two - just as the rods and shovels tremble in their hands.
Virgo
Virgo, this road week will be intense and fun. Your merit is not here, this is all an iron horse trying - he hopes that you will appreciate and finally pour a full tank of gasoline, and not on the bottom. Do not spare the money, buy fuel for future use, because during this October period you have a chance to earn. There, near the bushes, there are darlings in caps and jackets with raised collars - these are the employees of the criminal investigation department who celebrate their professional holiday. Give me a lift, the guys were given a prize, so they will pay off generously. If only bugs out of habit do not bump into the cabin - then you will have to drive in silence, so as not to rake in for swearing against officials.
Scales
Libra, someone muddies the water in autumn puddles, someone is lucky to get stuck in the October mud, but you can't get through with anything - you will rush through the traffic jam, and fly over a bump, and you will not slip in a pit. And do not remove the yellow leaves from the trunk - the machine is specially dressed up, it lacks vivid impressions on these gloomy days. Stick the sun on the glass - and you are pleased, and the car is happy, and all road users are happy. Look how the oncoming chauffeurs spread into a smile, and their cars squint with pleasure - maybe they are happy about you, or maybe they celebrate World Smile Day. Even the traffic cops stopped getting angry and clamped their mouths so as not to burst out laughing - not supposed to, all the same in the service.
Scorpion
Scorpios, in these October days your dreams coincide with the desires of the car - as soon as possible to get to the warm garage, wipe off the road dirt and stand, listen to calm music. But peace, as they say, we only dream - we will have to steer a lot, we will have to travel far. In general, stock up on patience, gasoline, sandwiches, seat your passengers, remind them to buckle up, and go. When you see the sleek guys with documents in their hands, drive them away without delay - these are the employees of the insurance company. Insurers have a holiday today, and they do not celebrate it, but work like crazy. They would insure against traffic jams - drivers would have become billionaires long ago.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, sad thoughts, disgusting roads, vile pedestrians, impudent traffic cops - autumn stars cannot do without rhymes, but what else to do, compose, and sing, just not to get bored in a hundred-kilometer traffic jam, and not to count how many headlights the cars in front have ... When you leave the city, do not forget to look at the roadside, although the road butterflies in this October period have become so bright and elegant that it is difficult to miss them. The girls celebrate the day they opened the Moulin Rouge nightlife cabaret. But don't come close, otherwise they will start dancing, swinging their legs, and accidentally pierce the car with their heels. Better give them glow-in-the-dark vests - both safe and creative.
Capricorn
Capricorns and stars suspect that the traffic cops don't even take off their uniforms at home and don't part with their wands - either the cat will be caught at the turn to the kitchen, or the wife, coming out of the bath, will be slowed down and forced to turn out the pockets of the dressing gown. It would be better if they learned to pronounce their names and surnames, otherwise they would stop the driver, mutter something in a quick twister and look, look ... so plaintively that you don’t want to, but give him some bread.By the way, stay at home this October Sunday, and don't let anyone rent a car - let him rest in a warm garage. Otherwise, it will be restless on the highways - the president has a birthday, and the heavenly bodies, although far from politics, feel that the traffic jams will be hellish.
Aquarius
Aquarians, why did you planted so many passengers - imagine that they all chat and interfere with your favorite road radio. Although the money will come in handy for gasoline, the main thing is to warn fellow travelers to say that they are your relatives, because the law is in effect, and fines for private cab drivers have become serious. Well, the patrol guys also want to eat, and they don’t agree to bread and milk - they’re eating sandwiches with caviar and cheese. But let's not be jealous and go to Finland for the herring festival. The main thing is not to use vodka with such a snack, otherwise you know the smell - in general, do not risk it, buy herring-vodka in the nearest store and have a drink with friends in the garage.
Fish
Fish, the dog nods, the motor hums, the stove heats up, the windshield wipers rustle - what else does the driver need? Drive yourself, whistle ... but no, you don't need to whistle, otherwise there will be no generous passengers. And do not put your car near trees and wobbly structures - this is not stellar advice, this is a warning from the Ministry of Emergencies. The October week is rich not only in traffic jams, but also in rains and winds. Moreover, the four-wheeled girlfriend is afraid of a thunderstorm. But in fact, there is nothing to fear - cheerful strong men are walking along the streets, ready to protect us from any danger. Yes, yes, the guys have a holiday - the Civil Defense Day of the Ministry of Emergencies. Congratulations, give me a ride, where they say - the iron horse respects these guys.
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