The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 11 to 17 December
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
This week in December will bring a lot of interesting things to drivers, new turns are not excluded, just like in the song of Makarevich. All chauffeurs are listening to the Time Machine and congratulate Andrey Vadimovich on his birthday. Even the traffic cops dance and happily exchange discs and cassettes (where did they get such a rarity from). But the holiday is a holiday, and you should not relax, because the winter road gives not only pleasant surprises. According to angry meteorologists, ice, snowdrifts, and other phenomena await us. And iron horses slowly climb the mountain and carry their owners towards adventure.
Auto horoscope from 11 to 17 December
Aries
Aries, free your trunk and glove compartment from unnecessary junk. You don’t think it’s pleasant for your typewriter to carry old newspapers, some rags and last year’s receipts mixed with candy canes? When you sit in a clean car, the road seems more pleasant - gentle snow, kind traffic cops, funny fellow travelers. It will be that way this week in December. If a bright bird Jay flies in front of the iron nose of your favorite horse, follow her - people celebrate Soyka's day, and this bird brings happiness. Just do not forget to look at the road signs and traffic lights - a sign by omen, and nobody canceled the traffic rules.
Taurus
Taurus, the road, as you know, will be mastered by the walking person, in your case - the traveling one. So check the presence of gasoline in the tank, warm up the interior well and go - the road stars have enchanted funny meetings and unusual acquaintances. And do not refuse to communicate with traffic cops, because the patrol guys are very nice and pretty. Your iron horse will easily get used to any company, it can signal an old Moskvich, and also greet a brand new Jeep. Don't be surprised if at the beginning of the week, drivers dream of hard tracks with long climbs and passes. Everyone celebrates the International Day of Mountains, and from the receivers every now and then a song about mountains that we have not been to is heard.
Twins
Gemini, get the anti-freeze out of the trunk and calmly hit the road - the frosts will subside this week (if, of course, you believe the weather forecasters), and the car starts up easily and starts without much effort. The road angels guard you on these December days, but they advise you not to lose your vigilance. On Tuesday we celebrate Constitution Day. There will be a sea of traffic jams - now rallies, now meetings, everywhere agitated old women with posters and old people with portraits of leaders. But it is not boring in traffic jams, and at any time you can open a window and chat with the drivers. But do not lean heavily on politics - your horse hates all these conversations and immediately begins to yawn and rumble in displeasure.
Crayfish
Cancers, the weather is disgusting, the traffic cops are unpleasant, there are a dime a dozen cars on the roads - you just want to leave your car in the garage, get on your private plane and rush off to the islands. If you are oligarch drivers, then please, but if you only have enough money for gasoline, there is another way out of the situation. Buy a freshener with the smell of the sea, throw yellow covers over the seats and imagine that not a tired passenger is sitting in the back, but an obedient servant. The typewriter likes such fantasies, the main thing is not to play too much, because fellow travelers are different. If you see bearded men on the road, honk - these are Fyodor Konyukhov's fans celebrating the birthday of their idol and posing as travelers.
A lion
Lions, watch the road and do not be distracted by nonsense - on these winter days on the tracks you will not see much. Either strange patrolmen dressed as Santa Clauses (probably had a good weekend and messed up the days), or unusual pedestrians walking along the zebra and depicting zombies. But the most interesting thing awaits the drivers on Wednesday - peasants lined up on the sidelines, crashed in fours. This is Vasya with Kosy and Khmyr and Associate Professor. No wonder - the guys celebrate the day when the film "Gentlemen of Fortune" was released. 46 years have passed, and we are still reviewing our favorite comedy. The iron horse most of all loves the scene with the camel (maybe she herself would not mind spitting at someone).
Virgo
Virgo, do not turn off the radio in the car - this December week, not only your favorite songs are pouring from the receiver, but also predictions are heard endlessly. Indeed, 514 years ago the well-known Nostradamus was born. Your typewriter adores the French doctor and scientist and trusts his predictions. But listen to the horoscopes and steer carefully, because on our roads you won't dive into mysticism too much - just look, they will stop and be fined. Or we could salute, give tea and wish you a happy journey. Although the traffic cops are different - look, what a nice guy in uniform, and you can immediately see that he is not greedy and honest (he even sways with the wind from hunger).
Scales
Libra, the stars took out their heavenly binoculars and watched your ride with delight - how do you manage to drive so dashingly on snowy tracks? Maybe your car has some special tires, or you persuaded an iron horse to change the horseshoes for speedwalkers wheels. In general, this December week will be good, albeit difficult. That snowstorms, then snow and rain, then frost, then above zero temperature. Some strange pedestrians are also running around, and in their hands are laser pointers. The guys celebrate the birthday of academician Nikolai Basov (do not confuse with Baskov). The studies of this physicist formed the basis for the appearance of the laser. Your car respects scientists, and while you are not in the salon, it always switches to the "smart" radio.
Scorpion
Scorpios, your car these December days have a hermitic mood - the iron horse does not want to get out of the garage and only agrees to a country trip. Think about where you can go so that there are no drivers, no cars, no boring guards. Or maybe it’s true, put the horse in a stall, make some tea, and sit together, talking about future holidays and the meaning of life on the road. Moreover, this winter week is international tea day. And ride the tram to work - these lumbering monsters are not afraid of traffic jams and snow drifts and will drive you all the way to the office (if, of course, lay the rails to the porch).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, eh, and the burden of the driver is heavy. But this December week, the clouds will disperse, and you will see how beautiful a winter path is, just like a poet's: frost, sun, wonderful day, there is a lovely traffic cop there, and day and night a pedestrian wanders along the zebra. The stars, as always, confused everything, because there is no time to re-read the classics, you need to monitor the situation on the tracks. If you (God forbid) are stopped by traffic cops, do not enter into discussions with them, and talk less with passengers. People celebrate the day of Ivan the Silencer, and if you keep quiet, you can attract good luck. You have noticed that even the iron horse hums quietly and quietly and tries not to express his enthusiasm for the new gasoline.
Capricorn
Capricorns, pessimistic drivers are in traffic jams, lazy drivers are left in the garages, but you and your swallow are racing, not noticing neither bad weather, nor traffic lights, nor patrol wands. Where are you so dispersed, let me ask you? Have you decided to get to the United States for this December weekend to celebrate something? The Simpsons debuted 28 years ago, and some are still in awe of the animated family. The stars hope you stay home and don't take part in American entertainment.Moreover, your car prefers a quiet rest in the winter forest - with Christmas trees, hares and friends-car enthusiasts.
Aquarius
Aquarians, you need to get ready, just gird yourself - warmed up the car, jumped into the salon and roll yourself along the December routes, not knowing road problems. If everything were so simple - on these winter days, the stars have enchanted a lot of meetings, and not all of them will be pleasant. Well, you understand who we are talking about - traffic cops, like real guards, do not sleep at their posts, and only think about who to slow down. Talk to the patrolmen politely and try not to joke - the car rolls up with laughter from your humor, but DPS nicknames do not understand jokes. If you meet a voting Stepashka or Piggy, be sure to give a lift - the heroes from good night celebrate Oksana Fedorova's birthday, because on Sunday the beauty has an anniversary.
Fish
Pisces, the track in these seven days will be smooth and clean - say thank you to your typewriter, she conjured it all up. And you won't even notice winter frosts and December winds - there is peace and quiet in the cabin, as soon as the engine hums and the radio gently mutters. Little men in solid suits and ladies in fashionable skirts and boots are running along the roadside. You will never guess what the frozen children are doing. It’s the same realtors who decided to celebrate the holiday and lure the drivers into their “housing networks”. Do not stop, let them sell real estate without you, and the iron horse is wary of this incomprehensible profession (maybe he is afraid that you will change the garage for some kind of shack).
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